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REM Level0 |
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PROC initt: |
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d$(1)="Your room" |
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d$(2)="The landing" |
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d$(3)="The entrance hall" |
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d$(4)="The garden" |
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d$(5)="Outside the shed" |
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d$(6)="The shed" |
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d$(7)="Outside your house" |
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d$(8)="At the warehouse" |
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d$(9)="The rave" |
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d$(10)="The religious preacher" |
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d$(11)="At the factory" |
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d$(12)="Inside the factory" |
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d$(13)="The edge of town" |
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d$(14)="Outside the weather station" |
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d$(15)="The lobby" |
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d$(16)="Outside the control room" |
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d$(17)="The control room" |
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d$(18)="Outside the weather station" |
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d$(19)="The side of the stadium" |
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d$(20)="The teleport" |
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d$(21)="Outside the stadium" |
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d$(22)="Inside the stadium" |
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d$(23)="The south park entrance" |
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d$(24)="A street" |
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d$(25)="The park" |
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d$(26)="The apple tree" |
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d$(27)="The north park entrance" |
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d$(28)="Outside the dojo" |
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d$(29)="Inside the dojo" |
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d$(30)="A street" |
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d$(31)="In the apple tree" |
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ENDP |
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PROC long: |
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IF p%=1 |
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out:("You are standing in your room. It is a large room, but that's comparative to your size. A sleek electric guitar is propped up in one corner. Above it, on a shelf, are a vast collection of Iron Maiden CDs and a fish bowl.") |
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out:("The amp for the guitar sits in a blown up mess. Too much distortion on that solo...") |
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out:("The landing is to the west.") |
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ELSEIF p%=2 |
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out:("You are on the landing. The stairs lead down to the entrance hall and your room is to the east.") |
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ELSEIF p%=3 |
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out:("You are in the entrance hall of your house. The front door is east and the back door to the garden is west. Stairs lead upwards.") |
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ELSEIF p%=4 |
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out:("You are in your garden, at the south end of which is a small shed. The fish pond is empty (the fish were never fed). The garden is rather boring. You can see a wheelbarrow.") |
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ELSEIF p%=5 |
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out:("You are standing outside the shed.") |
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ELSEIF p%=6 |
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out:("The shed is full of junk and garden tools.") |
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ELSEIF p%=7 |
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out:("You are standing outside your house. To the north you can hear the distant sound of drum and bass.") |
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ELSEIF p%=8 |
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out:("You are standing outside a converted warehouse. This is where all the noise was coming from. The door is open.") |
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out:("The street continues south and east.") |
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ELSEIF p%=9 |
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out:("The rave is in full swing.") |
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IF t%(2)=0 |
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out:("The host staggers up to you. It's Well 'Ard") |
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out:("Baza: /""Alrite Bernard! Came 2 join da fun?"" #") |
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t%(2)=1 |
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ENDIF |
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out:("You look around. There's a stack of DJ equipment including a couple of amplifiers.") |
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ELSEIF p%=10 |
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out:("You are stopped by a bald man clad in strange, textured garments. He is preaching his theories about flight through religious meditation. You realise that he is trying to flog you a book on Yogic Flight.") |
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out:("You can go north, east and south.") |
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ELSEIF p%=11 |
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out:("You are standing outside the famous Mr. Kipling's factory. The motto stands boldly above the entrance:") |
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out:("*""EXCEEDINGLY GOOD CAKES""") |
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ELSEIF p%=12 |
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out:("Inside the factory the hum of machinery dominates the airwaves.") |
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IF t%(3)=0 |
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out:("#Justin approaches you and you realise it was him making the low pitch humming noises.") |
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out:("/""Oh! 'Ello!"" #he says. /""Look 'ere I know you're busy - what with saving t' world - bot, you couldn't get os some apples could you?"" #") |
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t%(3)=1 |
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ELSE |
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out:("#Justin is making some pies, and you realise it was him making the low pitch humming noises.") |
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ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=13 |
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out:("You find yourself near the edge of town. The factory is to the north, the large stadium is to the east, and the weather station looms to the south.") |
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ELSEIF p%=14 |
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out:("Once a harmless, people-friendly centre, the weather station is now a base of anarchy and evil. Inside, the Weather sits scheming and devising his plan for domination of the world's atmosphere.") |
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out:("The entrance is to the south, and the centre continues to the west.") |
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ELSEIF p%=15 |
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out:("You are in the lobby. There's no sign of the demented meteorologist. The place stinks of booze.") |
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out:("A corridor leads south; the entrance is north.") |
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ELSEIF p%=16 |
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out:("You find yourself outside a large door:") |
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out:("*""CONTROL ROOM""") |
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out:("#Menacing chuckles can be heard from within - to burst in would be foolish. You are dying to look inside. Your life-long complex comes back to haunt you: it was never that you were short, it was that you were very short.") |
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out:("If only you could peep through the keyhole.") |
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ELSEIF p%=17 |
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IF t%(4)=0 |
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out:("The Evil Weather swings round. He is, as you thought, seriously intoxicated. The door slams shut behind you.") |
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out:("/""Bernard!"" #he shouts, /""sho you've found me!"" #") |
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t%(4)=1 |
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ELSEIF t%(5)=0 |
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out:("/""Shtop staring at me, Bernard!"" #shouts the Weather, advancing menacingly towards you.") |
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ELSE |
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out:("You are in the weather station control room. The Weather is unconscious on the floor.") |
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ENDIF |
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out:("There is a fire exit to the north.") |
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ELSEIF p%=18 |
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out:("You are at the west end of the station. A door marked ""FIRE EXIT"" is to the south.") |
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ELSEIF p%=19 |
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out:("You are round the side of the stadium. Exits are east and west.") |
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ELSEIF p%=20 |
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out:("A large futuristic device stands in your way. Having watched too many episodes of Star Trek and Babylon 5 you recognise this machine to be a teleport. The entrance to the teleport is south, and the street goes north and west.") |
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ELSEIF p%=21 |
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out:("You are outside the stadium.") |
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IF t%(7)=0 :out:("Your beloved Pippa is meant to be giving her concert. Why can't you hear any music?") |
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ELSE out:("You can hear the concert inside.") |
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ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=22 |
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out:("/""Bernie,"" #Pippa runs up to you. /""You've got to find me a microphone!""") |
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out:("#Blinded by love, you momentarily forget your mission and reply:") |
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out:("/""Anything for you!"" #") |
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ELSEIF p%=23 |
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out:("You are standing at the south entrance of the park. The street continues west, and the stadium is to the south.") |
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ELSEIF p%=24 |
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out:("You are standing in a boring street, which continues east and west. You can see the stadium looming to the south.") |
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ELSEIF p%=25 |
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out:("You are in the town park, a large grassed area with trees and benches. The park continues west, and the two entrances are north and south.") |
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ELSEIF p%=26 |
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out:("The apple tree looms high above you, dominating this corner of the park. There's probably a good view from the top. Underneath the tree is an old wooden bench.") |
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IF t%(11)=0 :out:("There are no apples on the tree, as it is winter.") :ELSE :out:("There are apples high up on the tree.") :ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=27 |
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out:("You are standing at the north entrance of the park. The street continues north.") |
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ELSEIF p%=28 |
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out:("You are standing outside Jon's Dojo. This is the home of the rare martial art of Jondistsu. Through the window you can see young hopefuls beating each other up.") |
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out:("The street leads west and south.") |
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ELSEIF p%=29 |
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out:("You are inside Jon's Dojo. This place is dedicated to the martial arts. All sorts of weapons hang from the walls. The Jonditsu emblem is printed everywhere.") |
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out:("The young fighters wrestle with each other, and practise kicks shouting the Jonditsu chant:") |
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out:("/""Jon-Ha!"" #") |
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IF t%(8)=0 |
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out:("Jon approaches you:") |
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out:("/""Hi Bernie! Come for a bit of training? By the way - have you seen my rugby ball?"" #") |
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t%(8)=1 |
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ELSE out:("Jon is here, instructing some fighters.") |
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ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=30 |
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IF t%(10)=0 |
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out:("Gomersall is here, looking perplexed as he stares at the screen on his calculator.") |
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IF t%(9)=0 |
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out:("/""What's up?"" #you ask.") |
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out:("/""I've found out the access code for that teleport on the other side of town. I was walking past and my calculator picked up some readings. Unfortunately I can't decipher it because I've lost my contact lens."" #") |
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t%(9)=1 |
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ENDIF |
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ENDIF |
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out:("The street continues east and west.") |
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ELSEIF p%=31 |
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out:("You are up in the tree. There is a good view of the town's landmarks: the stadium to the south, the factory to the west, and the weather station in the distance.") |
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ENDIF |
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ENDP |
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PROC gn: |
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c%=1 |
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IF p%=5 :p%=4 |
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ELSEIF p%=6 :p%=5 |
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ELSEIF p%=7 :p%=8 |
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ELSEIF p%=8 :p%=9 |
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ELSEIF p%=10 :p%=7 |
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ELSEIF p%=11 :p%=10 |
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ELSEIF p%=13 :p%=11 |
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ELSEIF p%=14 :p%=13 |
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ELSEIF p%=15 :p%=14 |
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ELSEIF p%=16 :p%=15 |
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ELSEIF p%=17 :IF t%(5)=0 :out:("The Evil Weather stands in the way.") :c%=0 :ELSE :p%=18 :ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=20 :p%=21 |
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ELSEIF p%=21 :p%=23 |
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ELSEIF p%=23 :p%=25 |
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ELSEIF p%=25 :p%=27 |
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ELSEIF p%=27 :p%=28 |
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ELSE nogo: :ENDIF |
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ENDP |
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PROC gw: |
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c%=1 |
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IF p%=1 :p%=2 |
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ELSEIF p%=3 :p%=4 |
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ELSEIF p%=7 :p%=3 |
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ELSEIF p%=11 :p%=12 |
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ELSEIF p%=14 :p%=18 |
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ELSEIF p%=16 :IF t%(6)=0 :out:("It would be foolish to burst in without knowing who (or what) is inside.") :c%=0 :ELSE :p%=17 :ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=19 :p%=13 |
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ELSEIF p%=20 :p%=19 |
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ELSEIF p%=21 :IF t%(7)=1 :out:("A security guard blocks your way:") :out:("/""No children allowed in the concert."" #") :c%=0 :ELSE :p%=22 :ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=23 :p%=24 |
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ELSEIF p%=24 :p%=10 |
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ELSEIF p%=25 :p%=26 |
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ELSEIF p%=28 :p%=30 |
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ELSEIF p%=29 :p%=28 |
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ELSEIF p%=30 :p%=8 |
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ELSE nogo: :ENDIF |
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ENDP |
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PROC gs: |
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c%=1 |
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IF p%=4 :p%=5 |
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ELSEIF p%=5: IF t%(1) :p%=6 :ELSE :out:("The shed door is locked.") :c%=0 :ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=8 :p%=7 |
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ELSEIF p%=9 :p%=8 |
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ELSEIF p%=7 :p%=10 |
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ELSEIF p%=10 :p%=11 |
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ELSEIF p%=11 :p%=13 |
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ELSEIF p%=13 :p%=14 |
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ELSEIF p%=14 :p%=15 |
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ELSEIF p%=15 :p%=16 |
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ELSEIF p%=18 :out:("The fire exit can only be opened from the inside.") :c%=0 |
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ELSEIF p%=20 :IF t%(12)=0 |
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out:("The entrance to the teleport is barred by a force field. A small code box is attached to the side.") :c%=0 |
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ELSE |
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out:("You step inside the teleport. It activates immediately, and you feel yourself disappearing...") |
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out:("Your password for this position is *say fishfood*") |
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tp%=1: |
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ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=21 :p%=20 |
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ELSEIF p%=23 :p%=21 |
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ELSEIF p%=25 :p%=23 |
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ELSEIF p%=27 :p%=25 |
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ELSEIF p%=28 :p%=27 |
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ELSE nogo: :ENDIF |
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ENDP |
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PROC ge: |
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c%=1 |
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IF p%=2 :p%=1 |
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ELSEIF p%=4 :p%=3 |
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ELSEIF p%=3 :p%=7 |
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ELSEIF p%=8 :p%=30 |
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ELSEIF p%=10 :p%=24 |
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ELSEIF p%=12 :p%=11 |
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ELSEIF p%=13 :p%=19 |
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ELSEIF p%=18 :p%=14 |
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ELSEIF p%=17 :IF t%(5)=0 :out:("The Evil Weather stands in the way.") :c%=0 :ELSE :p%=16 :ENDIF |
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ELSEIF p%=19 :p%=20 |
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ELSEIF p%=22 :p%=21 |
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ELSEIF p%=24 :p%=23 |
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ELSEIF p%=26 :p%=25 |
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ELSEIF p%=28 :p%=29 |
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ELSEIF p%=30 :p%=28 |
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ELSE nogo: :ENDIF |
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ENDP |
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PROC gd: |
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c%=1 |
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IF p%=2 :p%=3 |
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ELSEIF p%=31 :p%=26 |
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ELSE nogo: :ENDIF |
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ENDP |
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PROC gu: |
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c%=1 |
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IF p%=3 :p%=2 |
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ELSEIF p%=26 |
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out:("You attempt to climb the tree, but the trunk is too slippery, so you don't get far.") :c%=0 |
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ELSE nogo: :ENDIF |
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ENDP |
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PROC useo:(o%) |
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LOCAL g% |
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IF o%=1 AND p%=10 |
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out:("You hand the man your money. The man gives you a book and scurries off to attack another atheist victim.") |
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o%(1)=0 |
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o%(6)=-1 |
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score: |
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ELSEIF o%=3 AND p%=5 AND t%(1)=0 |
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out:("You use the knife on the lock and the door opens rustily.") |
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t%(1)=1 |
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score: |
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ELSEIF o%=4 AND p%=17 |
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out:("The weather can't resist a swig. It proves fatal. He crashes to the floor. You see a Mini Portable Weather Control System - a 'MPWCS'.") |
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o%(4)=0 |
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o%(10)=17 |
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t%(5)=1 |
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score: |
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ELSEIF o%=5 AND p%=22 |
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out:("/""Thanks Bernie."" #says Pippa. /""Give this to Jon, will you?"" #She hands you a rugby ball.") |
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o%(5)=0 |
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o%(11)=-1 |
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t%(7)=1 |
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score: |
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ELSEIF o%=6 :xo:(6) |
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ELSEIF o%=7 AND p%=12 |
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out:("/""Oh! Thanks Bernie!"" #says Justin. /""Have a pie."" #") |
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o%(7)=0 |
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o%(9)=-1 |
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score: |
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ELSEIF o%=8 AND p%=30 |
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out:("Gomersall puts the contact lens in his eye.") |
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out:("/""It looks like the code from Star Trek."" #he says, and begins tapping away at his calculator. In a few moments a printout appears. /""Here you are."" #he says, handing the printout to you.") |
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o%(8)=0 |
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o%(13)=-1 |
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t%(10)=1 |
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score: |
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ELSEIF o%=10 |
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out:("You switch the MPWCS on. The screen lights up.") |
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gSTYLE 16 |
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out:("���������������������������") |
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out:("� Please choose a season: �") |
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out:("� 1. Winter �") |
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out:("� 2. Spring �") |
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out:("� 3. Summer �") |
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out:("� 4. Autumn �") |
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DO :g%=GET :UNTIL g%>48 AND g%<53 |
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out:("� <"+CHR$(g%)+"> �") |
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out:("���������������������������") |
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gSTYLE 0 |
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IF g%=51 AND (p%=26 OR p%=31) AND t%(11)=0 |
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out:("The sun comes out and the tree bursts out in fruit. The machine switches itself off.") |
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t%(11)=1 |
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o%(7)=31 |
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score: |
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ELSE |
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out:("Nothing seems to happen. You switch it off.") |
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ENDIF |
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ELSEIF o%=11 AND p%=29 |
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out:("/""Thanks Bernie! Here's your reward."" #Jon hands you some ninja gloves.") |
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o%(11)=0 |
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o%(12)=-1 |
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score: |
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ELSEIF o%=12 AND p%=26 |
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out:("You put the gloves on: climbing the tree with them is easy.") |
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p%=31 |
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c%=1 |
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ELSEIF o%=13 AND p%=20 AND t%(12)=0 |
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out:("You enter the code into the teleport, and the force field fades away.") |
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t%(12)=1 |
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score: |
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ELSE |
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out:("You can't do that") |
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ENDIF |
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ENDP |
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PROC say: |
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IF o$="ego volo volere" |
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out:("You find yourself hovering above the ground...") |
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IF p%=16 AND t%(4)=0 |
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out:("...and can see through the keyhole. The Weather is at his control desk. Time is running out! You notice that he has drunk himself beyond stupidity.") |
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IF t%(6)=0 :score: :ENDIF |
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t%(6)=1 |
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ELSE |
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out:("...for a few seconds. Then the effect wears off and you hit the ground with a crash.") |
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ENDIF |
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ELSEIF o$="fishfood" |
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out:("Jumping to level 2...") |
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tp%=1 |
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ELSEIF p%=9 |
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out:("/""Sorry mate, I can't hear a word!"" #") |
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ELSEIF p%=10 |
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out:("/""The road that leads to flight can be found here,"" #says the man, waving a book.") |
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ELSEIF p%=12 |
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out:("/""Oh!"" #says Justin.") |
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ELSEIF p%=17 AND t%(5)=0 |
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out:("/""What'sh that you shay, Bernard?"" #shouts the Weather.") |
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ELSE |
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out:("There is no response") |
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ENDIF |
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ENDP |